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It apparently took Francisco Prieto three years to complete this animation of a monster Lego Millennium Falcon stanley becher build. Which sounds about right, given how my much time my 10 year old self spent on the most pathetic of improvised Lego vehicles. * Yes okay I know a parsec stanley water bottle is a unit of distance not of time but I think we ;re all just going to have to li stanley cups ve with Han interpretation and embrace it okay [Vimeo] Lego
Today Hostess, maker stanley mugs of Twinkies and Ding Dongs and HoHos and every other geometrically precise cake, announced it was closing its doors. You have less than stanley cup a week to buy your last Twinkie before the troubled corporation vanishes forever. It not just the end of a company. It the end of an era of food futurism. At one time the perfect yellow tube 鈥?filled perfectly with white sugar foam 鈥?was the epitome of futurism in America. Imagine if every piece of sponge cake could be made by a robot! That was what Hostess promised with its symmetrical treats. No more burned cakes; no more misshapen desserts; and no more laborious afternoons squirting icing inside our baked goods using nothing more than our frail human hands. Eating a Twinkie really was like eating the sweet products of an industrial revolution done right. Each cake was marked by bore holes in its underside, where a mechanical arm had drilled into the exact same spots on the exact same golden shapes a million times, to insert its chemically-enhanced creamy goodness. It hard to believe that there was once a time in American history when artificial foods and mechanically produced meals seemed like the height of a healthy civilization. Those were the days when TV dinners were awesome rather than sad. And the idea of artisanal anything would have been loathsome, because of course doing things from scratch, by hand, was how grandma had done it back in stanley tumblers the nineteenth century when everything sucked Xrgt Researchers create a new male contraceptive that you apply like lotion
It apparently took Francisco Prieto three years to complete this animation of a monster Lego Millennium Falcon stanley becher build. Which sounds about right, given how my much time my 10 year old self spent on the most pathetic of improvised Lego vehicles. * Yes okay I know a parsec stanley water bottle is a unit of distance not of time but I think we ;re all just going to have to li stanley cups ve with Han interpretation and embrace it okay [Vimeo] Lego