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This week in shit none of us can afford: the private company Excalibur Almaz has started selling tickets for a journey to the Moon. To do it, the company has purchased several old, used Russian spacecrafts. What could go wrong Excali stanley cup bur Almaz is a company started by Art Dula, a patent and space lawyer from Houston, but it based in the Isle of Man, because that the first place you think of when someone says 8220 pace exploration. The company has purchased four reusable and previously used Soyuz capsules for reentry, and two Salyut-class 29-ton space stations. The two stations would orbit the moon. The Soyuz would shuttle the super-rich traveler there, then dock with one of the orbiting stanley deutschland stations so Richie could stretch out a bit while he/she looks at the moon. Wait, $155 million and I just orbit and go home No. Hell no. For that much money that I don ;t now nor will I ever have , you are putting me on the surface of the moon, where I will get out, run, and jump, and hump a moon-rock because I am getting my damn money worth. This has got to be the worst travel deal ever. The fi stanley quencher rst flights are planned for 2015. They estimate the journey would take six months, which doesn ;t make any kind of sense. Regardless, I can think of no better way to spend an insane amount of money and be instantly exploded by a malfunctioning rocket. Thank God technology has brought us this far. [Huffington Post and Wall Street Journal] Image credit: Sh Jzzx Everything You Need To Banish Blood-Sucking Bugs for Good
Poor little N165. It never really had a chance. As soon as the Curiosity rover warmed up its rock-vaporizing laser, it was certain to be used as target practice. But thanks to the miracle of social media, that Martian rock has a voice, and it not happy. Curiosity Chemistry and Camera ChemCam can deliver more than a million watts of power to a Martian rock, vaporizing the rock surface. The ChemCam can then analyze the vaporized bits of rock. In order to calibrate the laser, NASA selected a perfectly ordinary rock, N165, as Curiosity first victim 8230;I mean, stanley cup test sample. How does N165 feel about this Well, the rock now has its own Twitter account, and yesterday it started tweeting: So much going on around here lately the most excitement I 39;ve had in millions of years! But I 39;m glad it 39 back to normal now. mdash; N165 aka Coronation @N165Mars August 18, 2012 At first, it quite excited to see Curiosity: The big metal creature was scary at first, with the rockets and noise, but I 39;m sure it 39 just curious. Maybe I should say hello! mdash; stanley cup N165 aka Coronation @N165Mars August 18, 2012 Oh, I think I 39;ve got the big metal creature 39 attention now it 39 looking right at me! Maybe it does want to be friends! mdash; N165 aka Coronation @N165Mars August 18, 2012 A couple of followers try to warn N165 that Curiosity is up to no good: Come on, guys, I know you 39;re just foolin stanley water jug g. W
This week in shit none of us can afford: the private company Excalibur Almaz has started selling tickets for a journey to the Moon. To do it, the company has purchased several old, used Russian spacecrafts. What could go wrong Excali stanley cup bur Almaz is a company started by Art Dula, a patent and space lawyer from Houston, but it based in the Isle of Man, because that the first place you think of when someone says 8220 pace exploration. The company has purchased four reusable and previously used Soyuz capsules for reentry, and two Salyut-class 29-ton space stations. The two stations would orbit the moon. The Soyuz would shuttle the super-rich traveler there, then dock with one of the orbiting stanley deutschland stations so Richie could stretch out a bit while he/she looks at the moon. Wait, $155 million and I just orbit and go home No. Hell no. For that much money that I don ;t now nor will I ever have , you are putting me on the surface of the moon, where I will get out, run, and jump, and hump a moon-rock because I am getting my damn money worth. This has got to be the worst travel deal ever. The fi stanley quencher rst flights are planned for 2015. They estimate the journey would take six months, which doesn ;t make any kind of sense. Regardless, I can think of no better way to spend an insane amount of money and be instantly exploded by a malfunctioning rocket. Thank God technology has brought us this far. [Huffington Post and Wall Street Journal] Image credit: Sh Jzzx Everything You Need To Banish Blood-Sucking Bugs for Good
Poor little N165. It never really had a chance. As soon as the Curiosity rover warmed up its rock-vaporizing laser, it was certain to be used as target practice. But thanks to the miracle of social media, that Martian rock has a voice, and it not happy. Curiosity Chemistry and Camera ChemCam can deliver more than a million watts of power to a Martian rock, vaporizing the rock surface. The ChemCam can then analyze the vaporized bits of rock. In order to calibrate the laser, NASA selected a perfectly ordinary rock, N165, as Curiosity first victim 8230;I mean, stanley cup test sample. How does N165 feel about this Well, the rock now has its own Twitter account, and yesterday it started tweeting: So much going on around here lately the most excitement I 39;ve had in millions of years! But I 39;m glad it 39 back to normal now. mdash; N165 aka Coronation @N165Mars August 18, 2012 At first, it quite excited to see Curiosity: The big metal creature was scary at first, with the rockets and noise, but I 39;m sure it 39 just curious. Maybe I should say hello! mdash; stanley cup N165 aka Coronation @N165Mars August 18, 2012 Oh, I think I 39;ve got the big metal creature 39 attention now it 39 looking right at me! Maybe it does want to be friends! mdash; N165 aka Coronation @N165Mars August 18, 2012 A couple of followers try to warn N165 that Curiosity is up to no good: Come on, guys, I know you 39;re just foolin stanley water jug g. W
